(via larrypuzzlepieces)Source: hayyr
i accidentally blew weed smoke on a moth and i was like holy shit i just ruined this bug’s life, i just forced him to take a gateway drug what if he becomes a heroin addict what if he becomes a meth cook imagine walter white as a moth. fascinating
(via stylinsquirt)Source: candycreme
You’re ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it.
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
(via henrique-toews-14-19)Source: weightlesslives
I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND ITS SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’
(via henrique-toews-14-19)Source: f-erocity